Life is hectic these days.

Remember back when the future was a time to look forward to? We would all have so much free time we wouldn't know just what to do with ourselves.

Well, it didn't turn out that way at all, now did it?

Today we're more rushed than ever. We have to do more things for more people with less time and fewer resources. What ends up happening is something has to go. Do you find that what goes is your faith?

Wired Souls can help!

Yes, I've bridged the void created by expanding demands on your day with the Wired Souls Club. This fabulous program offers you the opportunity to keep up your daily pace while maintaining your spiritual routine.

Your non tax deductible gift of $1000 (US) or more entitles you to all of the benefits of membership, including:

An oh-so-chic Wired Souls logo shirt, in 100% cotton. These are those chi-chi Beefy T's you love to slouch around the house in when nobody can see you.

Discounts on Wired Souls merchandise you'll be drooling over--from our exclusive Apostle-A-Month wall calendar to the Ramadan countdown wall hanging, from the practical Wired Souls baseball cap for those numerous bad hair days to the somewhat more frivolous Virgin Mary fountain that "cries" tears of water when it's switched on.

Exclusive notification of when and where I'll be conducting my swanky meet-and-greet sessions so you can come bask in the glow of yours truly. Always held in only the finer establishments. Oh, and there's usually a buffet.

Best of all, for your gift, you will gain access to my new "E-Absolution" service. No more trudging out to tell your secrets to a stranger in a dark room! Confess your transgressions and be absolved from the comfort of your recliner, your office, or even while flying to Cannes. I make the electronic confessional available to all Club members regardless of religious affiliation because, as you know, "confession IS good for the soul."

Please consider membership in the Club. We'll all be glad you did!

Smooches,

Reverend Lee

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