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Andy was born in Belfast in 1689, the youngest of nineteen children. He quickly demonstrated the keen intellect and rapier-sharp wit that was to become a hallmark of his early life when, at the age of 2, he debunked Fermat's Theorem to the tune of Campdown Races.
After obtaining a doctorate in Gender Studies from Cambridge University in 1781 he embarked on a succession of humanitarian missions in Swaziland and Azerbaijan, returning home briefly to star in a rock opera and invent Freeform Jazz. It was at this time that he joined Mensa with an IQ of 177.
After winning 5 gold medals in the 1856 Olympic Games (two of them in the controversial 'coxless peasant-baiting' event) he was awarded the Nobel Prize for Mathematics. An award-winning playwright and actor, he accepted an honorary advisory post with the RSC in 1972, where he did his best not to outshine Olivier.
Andy is currently inventing teleportation; once finished, he plans to license the technology to Aston Martin.