OXFORD, UK: Oxford-based software house Net:Sight Solutions today announced it was stepping down from its hard-fought position in the web browser market, and - in a move that surprised many - has outlined plans to move away from the industry altogether.
"Software is kind of boring" said CEO Jan van Holt at a press conference today, outlining his new strategy. "You know, for geeks. So I just thought, sod it: let's do something we believe in for a change!"
To that end, van Holt is shifting the company's focus away from software development and into interpretive dance.
"Dance is an art form that, I feel, has been greatly overlooked in recent years; I simply felt it was time to redress the balance. My key staff are already taking masterclasses to improve their steps. I was initially concerned when Eric decided to specialise in the Time Warp, but that's turned out surprisingly well. I tell you this, when Seb and Harry do the Lambada it's every man for himself."