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horoscopes
horoscopes
Aries (March 21-April 19)
Today you woke up on the wrong side of the bed. The morning will go by very slowly. You will have a small snack to break the boredom. Lunch will be a great if you avoid quiche. The excitement of your afternoon will be counting the tiles in the ceiling. After a brief nap, you will attempt to cook dinner. It will burn. You will spend a couple hours working on your taxes only to realize that you threw your W-2 away with the junk mail.
Today you woke up on the wrong side of the bed. The morning will go by very slowly. You will have a small snack to break the boredom. Lunch will be a great if you avoid sushi. The excitement of your afternoon will be waiting for a phone call. After a brief nap, you will attempt to cook dinner. It will burn. After cleaning the dishes, you’ll take a nice long soak in the tub.
Today you woke up on the wrong side of the bed. The morning will go by very slowly. You will have a small snack to break the boredom. Lunch will be a great if you avoid the salad bar. The excitement of your afternoon will be listening to your friend tell the same story for the millionth time. After a brief nap, you will attempt to cook dinner. It will burn. You’ll settle into bed with a good book, only to fall asleep while reading the first page.
Today you woke up on the wrong side of the bed. The morning will go by very slowly. You will have a small snack to break the boredom. Lunch will be a great if you avoid split pea soup. The excitement of your afternoon will be your visit to the dentist. After a brief nap, you will attempt to cook dinner. It will burn. You will spend the evening doing the laundry you’ve put off for far too long.
Today you woke up on the wrong side of the bed. The morning will go by very slowly. You will have a small snack to break the boredom. Lunch will be a great if you avoid pasta. The excitement of your afternoon will be playing the William Tell Overture with your fingers on your desk. After a brief nap, you will attempt to cook dinner. It will burn. You will spend the evening hanging up on telemarketers.
Today you woke up on the wrong side of the bed. The morning will go by very slowly. You will have a small snack to break the boredom. Lunch will be a great if you avoid potatoes. The excitement of your afternoon will be counting the jellybeans left in your Easter Basket. After a brief nap, you will attempt to cook dinner. It will burn. Your evening will be filled with a rousing game of checkers.
Today you woke up on the wrong side of the bed. The morning will go by very slowly. You will have a small snack to break the boredom. Lunch will be a great if you avoid the tempting tuna melt. The excitement of your afternoon will be watching an ice cube melt. After a brief nap, you will attempt to cook dinner. It will burn. You will spend the evening calling people that you haven’t talked to in months and realizing why you haven’t talked to them in so long.
Today you woke up on the wrong side of the bed. The morning will go by very slowly. You will have a small snack to break the boredom. Lunch will be a great if you avoid pizza. The excitement of your afternoon will be timing the second hand on your watch to prove that it is running slowly. After a brief nap, you will attempt to cook dinner. It will burn. You’ll spend the evening making Apple Sugar Crisps.
Today you woke up on the wrong side of the bed. The morning will go by very slowly. You will have a small snack to break the boredom. Lunch will be a great if you avoid tacos. The excitement of your afternoon will be counting the number of red cars that drive by your window. After a brief nap, you will attempt to cook dinner. It will burn. You will spend the evening going for a drive to look at the stars, unfortunately you will only see five due to light pollution.
Today you woke up on the wrong side of the bed. The morning will go by very slowly. You will have a small snack to break the boredom. Lunch will be a great if you avoid hamburgers. The excitement of your afternoon will be watching a cat clean itself. After a brief nap, you will attempt to cook dinner. It will burn. You’ll watch some stupid show on tv and go to bed early.
Today you woke up on the wrong side of the bed. The morning will go by very slowly. You will have a small snack to break the boredom. Lunch will be a great if you avoid the chicken salad. The excitement of your afternoon will be waiting for a watched pot to boil. After a brief nap, you will attempt to cook dinner. It will burn. You will waste the evening chatting with friends online.
Today you woke up on the wrong side of the bed. The morning will go by very slowly. You will have a small snack to break the boredom. Lunch will be a great if you avoid fruit. The excitement of your afternoon will be watching the grass grow. After a brief nap, you will attempt to cook dinner. It will burn. You will spend the evening reorganizing your closet. Where did those jeans go?