How to make the Catch

Five surefire tips to get the relationship that you want.  

 

Play mind games

Games are very important to all relationships.  Everyone loves games.  If games didn't bring people together would there be n entire marketing campaign touting 'get-together games'.  The more you play mind games, the better you will be.  Play them as often as you can.  After all practice makes perfect and you want a perfect relationship. 

 

Don't be yourself

After all, why would you want someone to care about the person that you really are?  Think about it.  You can be so much more.  Lie as much as possible.  Give up your opinions and agree with his.  Remember, opinions will only show that you can think.  Thinking is not a good thing.

 

Be needy

Everyone wants to feel that they are needed.  Call him as much as possible.  Track him down at work and at play.  Chase him down the street.  Don't let him say goodbye.  Even better, give up all of your friends and your life so that you can truly depend on him.  He will appreciate you for it.   

 

Avoid communication

The more you communicate, the more you will have less to say later.  Do whatever you can to avoid communication.  You do not want him to hear your thoughts, he may not respect them.  It is best to not talk at all.  Go to the movies or watch tv instead.

 

Move quickly

Everyone knows that it is important to get the relationship going as quickly as possible.  Taking it slowly and build a strong foundation is a boring waste of time.  Once boredom sets in, it is all downhill.  Don't worry about getting to know and trust each other.  Hop into bed on the first date, he will respect you for it in the morning.  Start planning the wedding after the second or third date, it will show him just how serious you are. 

 

Kelly Spencer grrl-e-grrl.com contributor